ControlledChaos

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Joined: November 27, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 388206
Considering how bad I am at profiles, I'm not even going to bother. If you want to know something, you can just ask me.

Quotes by ControlledChaos

Whena  woman says

"What?"

It's not because she didn't hear you,

She's giving you chance to change what you said.
Stop complaining about being single.

We have much bigger problems

Like why the h-ll McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast past 10:30!
You know that tingly feeling you
get when you like somebody?

Yeah, that's common sense leaving your body.
Between two evils,

I always pick the one

I haven't tried yet.


If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would

ASTOUND ourselves
If you don't smile,

if you are not positive,

it doesn't matter.

Just be sexy
I love finding money in my clothes

It's like a gift to me

From me!
People say I need anger management classes.

But if you knew the stupid people I was surrounded by,

you'd understand the problem.