CookieMonster09*

Status: er
Joined: October 24, 2012
Last Seen: 3 years
Birthday: August 10
user id: 335948
Location: Idunno
Gender: F
 
                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                         

Quotes by CookieMonster09*




I’m so sh/t at starting conversation with people I’ve never spoken to
before like literally god bless those people that are just like ‘hey’ and start
talking to you like they’ve known you forever literally it’s such a relief for me



 
 


dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here


 

 

one of the coolest things about internet friendships is like where else can you see pretty much every single word  you’ve ever said to a person
 
 
 



how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids
 

 


I literally just force myself into the most f/cking awkward situations.

 


like i wanna go and do loads of stuff but at the same time it took me 4 hours to work up the motivation to get out of bed

 

 



i wish my cat was a human because he’s never mean to me and he’s never too busy for a cuddle and we get along so well



 

 



I only cried once during catching fire, the entire film



 

 


dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here


 

 


I wanted to gain followers but all I gained is weight