CookieMonster09*

Status: er
Joined: October 24, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: August 10
user id: 335948
Location: Idunno
Gender: F
 
                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                         

Quotes by CookieMonster09*

 


Me: What would you do if you got a massive bag full of money?
Friend: I would invest it and-
Me: Sweaters
Me: I would buy millions of sweaters.
 

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I'm no Rory Williams but I'd wait
2000 years for you <3

 

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teacher: tell me a famous historical event
me: *stands up to show respect* The glorious Battle of Hogwarts.


 

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did I give you permission to unfollow me


 

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horse: omg im so hungry i could eat a 
horse: oh
 

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“Why do you weep?

Did you think I was

immortal?”

- Louis XIV’s last words

 

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sad
 

We expect way too much from pop stars. They have to be skinny but not too skinny. They have to be sexy but not too sexy. They have to be smart but not too smart. They have to be part of the subterranean lizard revolution to overthrow the government but not in a way that makes it obvious. Why can’t we just let them live??
 

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don’t cry me a river.

that’s stupid as hell.

cry me a milkshake

 

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random
 


"Why don’t people want to hang out with me" I say as I do something impulsive and reckless with no concern for other human life

 

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stupid
 

''Someone can’t save everyone,

but everyone can save someone''


 

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