CoolStoryBro1023

Status: Livin that sad lyf with Selena
Joined: December 19, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: June 18
user id: 253045
Location: Junction City, Kansas
Gender: F
 
Imagine Living Like A King Someday
a single night without a ghost in the walls
 




                                                                                                                                           

 
 
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Here's to the girls :

Who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac, instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make-up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of t-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail. Who don't always get their way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.. <3
THEM:  "OMG, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
 
Me: Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you.
Me: *Hears laughter from 49262 miles away* 

Me: I know they're laughing at me I just know it.
•At school
                        Slu/tty girl: UGH!  My throat really hurts! 

                         Me: I bet your knees do too. 

                         Her: What ?

                         Me: What.
Think of a number. 

Double it. 

Add eight. 

Half it. 

Minus the number you started with. 

Close your eyes.... 

It's dark, isn't it?
Mom:Are you going with me to the store.

Me: NO. I'm tired. 

Mom:"I'll buy you something.

Me:Yeah, I'll be ready in a minute."

You are....


     Beautiful  


Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last  night... :I

 

 

Love builds bridges where there are none.

 

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   "If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."

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