incompetent*

Status: i'm no longer your little dad, girl
Joined: December 24, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 343196
Gender: F

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Hello.
 
 i'm kyla, ur pretty average teen screw that, my life is far from normal. i'm  filipino by blood, british by nature, i like ranting
about things and wearing my oxford university hoodie  in which i wear promptly every damn thursday [cause on wednesdays, we wear pink].  
flappy bird has taken over mylife. [since 02/02/2014] i absolutely hate tea. + coffee hot chocolate is the best omf. 

u can subscribe to my youtube channel here
8tracks: clicky

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l a y o u t

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the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
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do you ever just stop and stare 
at long a.ss quotes and have a debate on whether you should read it or not and then have your final conclusion to be "nah, the effort." 

 

 #wittyproblems

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imagine if miley cyrus just out of nowhere
rips off her blonde hair becuase it was a wig and shout "TRICKED YA!" and then do the hoedown throwdown on live tv.

 

 

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idek

 

my friend texted me saying;
friend: currently watching frozen, hans is so cuuuute. hope him and anna gets married soon!

45 minutes later...

friend: wrong wrong wrong never have i been more wrong 

 

 

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i think the most bittersweet thing 
ever is a warm toilet seat. I mean, for a split second it’s like, “Heck yeah, toilet seats are usually cold and terrible” until a harrowing realization sets in:

This is some stranger’s butt warmth 

 

 

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me: im deleting all the negativity out of my life
me: *deletes flappy bird*
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as a serial killer my name would be 
the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

 

 

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I want a cactus in a cute little pot 
and I’ll name it after you because you’re a f/cking pri/ck.

 

 

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I like to think I’m a bada.ss,
but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.

 

 

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"look, i asked for a resume,
this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the f.ck. how did you get over 10. youre hired"

 

 

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