Status: i'm no longer your little dad, girl
Joined: December 24, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 343196
Gender: F


 i'm kyla, ur pretty average teen screw that, my life is far from normal. i'm  filipino by blood, british by nature, i like ranting
about things and 
wearing my oxford university hoodie  in which i wear promptly every damn thursday [cause on wednesdays, we wear pink].  
flappy bird has taken over mylife. [since 02/02/2014]
 i absolutely hate tea. + coffee hot chocolate is the best omf. 

u can subscribe to my youtube channel here
8tracks: clicky

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l a y o u t

Quotes by incompetent*

the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods


do you ever just stop and stare 
at long quotes and have a debate on whether you should read it or not and then have your final conclusion to be "nah, the effort." 




imagine if miley cyrus just out of nowhere
rips off her blonde hair becuase it was a wig and shout "TRICKED YA!" and then do the hoedown throwdown on live tv.




my friend texted me saying;
friend: currently watching frozen, hans is so cuuuute. hope him and anna gets married soon!

45 minutes later...

friend: wrong wrong wrong never have i been more wrong 




i think the most bittersweet thing 
ever is a warm toilet seat. I mean, for a split second it’s like, “Heck yeah, toilet seats are usually cold and terrible” until a harrowing realization sets in:

This is some stranger’s butt warmth 



me: im deleting all the negativity out of my life
me: *deletes flappy bird*


as a serial killer my name would be 
the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them




I want a cactus in a cute little pot 
and I’ll name it after you because you’re a f/cking pri/ck.




I like to think I’m a,
but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.




"look, i asked for a resume,
this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the how did you get over 10. youre hired"