incompetent*

Status: i'm no longer your little dad, girl
Joined: December 24, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 343196
Gender: F

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Hello.
 
 i'm kyla, ur pretty average teen screw that, my life is far from normal. i'm  filipino by blood, british by nature, i like ranting
about things and wearing my oxford university hoodie  in which i wear promptly every damn thursday [cause on wednesdays, we wear pink].  
flappy bird has taken over mylife. [since 02/02/2014] i absolutely hate tea. + coffee hot chocolate is the best omf. 

u can subscribe to my youtube channel here
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l a y o u t

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i see you're paying attention to someone who is not me.  why is that.
 
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some person: you only started liking it cause everyone else did
me: well yeah
me: everyone was talking about it
me: i got curious
me: i watched it
me: and i liked it
me: how is that a bad thing

 
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mum: you really need to go out and socialise
me: do i look like a people person?
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girl i hate: *tries to talk to me*
me: oh look, i'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to worship me.
 
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sometimes i dont know wether to laugh or pity you.
 
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If I were a country,  I would be called procrastination

 
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so my cousin and I were just chilling out at the park until a group of guys walked passed and one shouted jokingly "hey, what are you doing outside the kitchen! make me a sandwich!" so my cousin shouted back "hey, what are you doing outside the garage! fix my car!" they've been dating ever since. 
 
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idek

*on new years day* 
girl: lol, I haven't showered since las-
me: can you not.
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What do you mean it's almost 2014,
It was 2012 yesterday.

 
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