incompetent*

Status: i'm no longer your little dad, girl
Joined: December 24, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 343196
Gender: F

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Hello.
 
 i'm kyla, ur pretty average teen screw that, my life is far from normal. i'm  filipino by blood, british by nature, i like ranting
about things and 
wearing my oxford university hoodie  in which i wear promptly every damn thursday [cause on wednesdays, we wear pink].  
flappy bird has taken over mylife. [since 02/02/2014]
 i absolutely hate tea. + coffee hot chocolate is the best omf. 

u can subscribe to my youtube channel here
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incompetent*'s Favorite Quotes


Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"




i love it when people misspell
bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfckin eyes came out



 




oh yeah the 90s. the 90s were great.
fcking sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shtting in my diaper.



 
I'm legit laying in my bed
wearing the shirt of his he
doesn't know I still have,
clutching my teddy bear &
sobbing my eyes out.
4:14am
F/ck. F/ck that wasn't
supposed to go to you.
Don't read that.
4:15am
I know you still have the
shirt. I felt like if I took it
back then it was really
over. Please let me fix this
I can wipe your tears
better than your teddy
bear.
4:20am
The door is unlocked.
4:30am








Honey Boo Boo
and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive
 


 
 

 
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                                               Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar




me: dad is dinner ready?
dad: will you just wait?
me: I DID MY WAITING
dad: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
dad: not again
me: IN AZKABAN


do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever