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Joined: March 19, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 285047
Location: Shmeagles Cave
Gender: F

Cooper527's Favorite Quotes

it doesn't matter how old you are,
if a balloon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that sh*t 

You know summer is almost over 

when you start seeing those annoying 

supply lists at stores 

There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
This is due to it's powerful hind legs and
the fact that the average house cannot jump.

that look of terror when someone tells
the waiter that it's your birthday

jack & jill
went up a

jack burned out
on booze
and pills

mary had a
little lamb

mary just
give a damn
no more


I love you
"How do you know it's true love?"
Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.

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There’s a little bit of devil in her angel eyes,
shes a little bit of heaven    with a wild side,
got a rebel heart a country mile wide.

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If you wanna call me, call me, call me,
you don’t have to worry about it,  baby.
You can wake me up in the dead of the night;
wreck my plans, baby that’s alright.
This is a drop-everything kind of thing.
Swing on by,  I will pour you a drink,
the doors unlocked,  Ill leave on the lights.
Baby,  you can crash my party anytime.

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I say "OUCH!" even before
I'm sure it hurt... Just to make sure.