Cooper527

Status: Your Mom.
Joined: March 19, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 285047
Location: Shmeagles Cave
Gender: F
H.i.t.l.e.r.

Cooper527's Favorite Quotes

format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

She rolled in my little sandy town,
SHE SPENT THE SUMMER THERE,
a couple houses down.

© format coded by: br0kenwings
Please don't remove this!


Balloons are so wierd.
"Happy Birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath."

How do five gay men walk?
In one direction.
This quote does not exist.
There are two sides to me:
My motivated side: WHOO!! Time to run a marathon!! Do five thousand crunches, and then cut all the bad foods out of my diet!! I'm gonna reach all my goals this year! 
My unmotivated side: Can you like ... not?
Format chickittylover






You'rafraitlive
  and you're afraid to die; What a way to exist 

nmf

If you just weren't watching the news and all the live coverage of finding this guy, I am severely judging you. Scariest thing ever.
#BostonStrong 
The people you think you know best are the people you don't know at all...
...And the people you don't know at all understand you the most.





see, i would make a joke about 4/20,
but don't think we ed appreciate it on witty..




 
"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next >