CornStar

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Joined: May 26, 2012
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Quotes by CornStar

God said to John, " Come forth and recieve eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
-CornStar, Niqqa.





black by popular demand.

 








         ¿
                               
                     I speak Spanish let me translate:
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Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?

 
"If   only   I    had   che c k ed   myse l f.
-GUY WHO WRECKED HIMSELF <<<<<
 

If you don't hover over this post, that's cool, but I guess you're going to miss

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Hilarious prank idea:

Fill a piñata with spiders.

I hate going to school because

I always see people from school there.


Did you hear about the Italian cheif that died?

He pasta way.

We cannoli do so much.

His legacy will become a pizza history.

Here today, gone tomato..

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing.

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