Cotect336

Status: Being Sexy
Joined: August 11, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: May 10
user id: 368740
Location: Outside your house...
Gender: F

Quotes by Cotect336

How to twerk:

Step One: Don't
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Witty: Hey Cotect336, check out this new secret thing: quote contests

Me: Am i so special? :D

Me:Wait, wouldnt this get shown to everyone?

Me: But then it would be a secret?

Me:...

Me: Oh
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Imperfect in my own way

Im perfect in my own way
 
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Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
I am sexy, screw you all
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past,
supports your present and
encourages your furture.
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Roses are red

I have a phone

Nobody texts me

Forever alone
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Having a actual relationship
is not having to hold your
farts in anymore
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Me: Mom how great is it to have an awesome kid?

Mom: I dont know ask your grandmother

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: ...
 
Me: Alrighty then.
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Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl i have ever met :)

Girl: You just wanna fu*k me :/

Boy: Wow and you're smart too ;)
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Friend: On a scale of 1-100 how imature are you?

Me: 69% ;)
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