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Imma make you smile! I will do that with my nerd powers! 8D
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Hi! My name is Jenni. I'm 15 and I love All Time Low. I'm addicted to anime, mangas, music and the internet, so no social life for me! My favorite music bands are All Time Low, Nickelback, Boys Like Girls, Simple Plan, The All-American Rejects, Mayday Parade, My Chemical Romance, Framing Hanley, and The Script. I'm always on the look-out for more good music so if you've got any suggestions for bands, I'm happy to look into it.
I'm a HUGE otaku (Anime Nerds know what this is) I read Manga and watch Anime, I'm a big fan of Fairy Tail and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Also, My favorite couples are Natsu x Lucy and Edward x Winry ~(^.^)~
Now that you know me, please feel free to fave my quotes and follow me!
Now please enjoy some awesome anime GIFs.
Long ago, at least
sixty years from
now, there was a man
who visited Russia.
He visited one of the towns, and saw a cemetery. Curious, he went
towards it and looked at the gravestones.
Of course, written on the gravestones were the numbers of years
that the deceased had lived, but there was something odd about
them. The gravestones said that the person lived 3 months. For
each gravestone there was a different number. Either, 1 year, 2
years, even 3 weeks. The man was confused, if the dead were still
just children, infants even, then who could have buried them? The
man left the cemetery, still curious about the gravestones. When
he left to the next town, he asked a local about his occurance at
the cemetery. The local smiled and said "Those
numbers don't represent the age of the person in his life
before dying, but the number of happy moments that he'd
experienced before leaving." This goes to say
that you shouldn't just live your life with moments of
breathing, but spending the rest of your life with moments
that'll leave you breathless.
Me: Dad, tell me a good
joke. Dad: Your mother's weight loss diet. And that's the story of how my dad ended up spending
the next two nights sleeping on the couch. mq
"Excuse me sir, can I ask you a
question?"
"I suppose you can't ask me an
answer..."
"What does this value represent? U
or D?" "U?" "No." "Okay, D?" "No."
"..."
"It represents R."
"So in all, gravity pulls all objects in one
direct-............gravity pulls all objects in the same way which
is downwards towards the center of the Earth."
"TOMORROW I'M MAKING A QUIZ IN THESE THREE LESSONS SO
STUDY WELL"
*next day* "Did everyone study for the quiz?"
*everyone in class nod*
"Alright, take out a blank paper and write the question
please...the first question is...SYKE! No quiz! Now pull out your
journals so we can continue our lesson."
"Do the homework because I'll be collecting them tomorrow
and putting grades."
*next day*
"Alright everyone I'll see you on Thursday."
"Sir? Don't you want to collect the homework?
"What homework?"
"Did everyone understand the
explanation?"
"Yes sir."
"Are there any questions? Are any of you
scréwed?"
"No sir."
"Great. You're all
scrèwed."
"There's no such thing as
apainless
lesson...they
just don't
exist. Sacrificesare necessary...you
can'tgainanything
withoutlosingsomething first.
Although...if you can endure
thatpain,
andwalk
awayfrom it...
you will find that you now have a
heartstrongenough to overcome any
obstacle.....yeah...
aheartmadefullmetal."
So
today, I was at a small cafe with my eldest
bro and his friends,
and my brother was basically staring at this cute blonde with
blue highlights. She
noticed it, so after a while she went up to our table, smiled at
him, and said:
"Boy can I tell you a wonderful thing?
I can't help but notice,
you're staring at me.
I know I shouldn't say this, but
i really believe,
I can tell by your eyes that
you're in love with me."
And my brother was confused 'cause her
didn't understand the reference,
but he blushed anyway while his friends
snickered. He shook his head,
saying that he liked her highlights.
She smiled at him, clearly understanding his confusion,
then left to pay her check and exited the cafe.
And I just stared at my brother in disbelief, and said "You have just done a terrible
thing" he didn't get that,
either mq
Me: *on
Google Images Search* Mom: *peeks over me* *pulls a confused face*
What is that?! Me: *looks at her* Those are
kunais. (Google Image
it) Mom: *still confused* What?! What do they
do?! Are you gonna wear them around your neck?! Me: Ummm, just because they have holes
doesn't mean that I could thread a rope through it and wear it
as an accessory... Mom: Then why are you looking at them?! Me: I have a very good and valid point. Mom: Me: Mom: Me: I'm being secretly trained to become
a lethal ninja. Mom: Me: Mom:
Me: Me: They're cool-looking. Mom:
Mom: *sighs and shakes head* Mom: *gives me the 'My teenage daughter
is crazy' look* mq