Roses are red,
Nuts are brown.
Skirts go up,
Pants go down.
Body to body,
Skin to skin.
When its stiff,
Stick it in.
The longer its in,
The stronger it gets.
It goes in dry,
And comes out wet.
I comes out dripping,
And starts to sag.
But its not what you think,
Its a teabag ;)