CrystalBlueEyes

Status: There is nothing as dark as pure darkness itself.
Joined: February 10, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 272512
Location: My plot-making headquarters.
Gender: F

Hello, everyone~!

My name is Crystal. I am a teen from England. Nice to meet you!
Personally, my times haven't been so tough, but my best friends have all been close to... well, you know... Not best pleased with life.
So I have a LOT of advice up my sleeves, if you need it~! I really do give helpful advice. Don't be afraid to vent to me. I will always listen and I'll try to help the best I can.
I'm open to talk to whenever so don't be shy! I'm usually very gentle when you first get to know me, but my true friends know that I'm well learned in the darker ideas in life. Heh...~
No, nothing to worry about! Don't worry - seriously!
I love to make new friends, and I'll never be mean! ♥
My goal in life is to become a vet. I'm already on my way to getting into the RVC, but there's no guarantee. 

My good friends are MilkAndDavid, Zoraidaz, MarshmallowTom and KeithhatesLugias. 
I'd just like to point out that I did not draw my profile picture! All credit goes to the wonderful artist~ I'm not stealing it, I promise!

I am a closet author and I have my own characters.
Whom I am in love with.
That's sad, isn't it?
 

~Crystal~
x




 




Quotes by CrystalBlueEyes

Josh Hutcherson.
Bet you didn't know he was the voice actor for Markl in the English version of Howl's Moving Castle!!

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~~MMORPG~~

I only found out yesterday what it means.
 

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You served me in my own house.
You fell asleep in my arms.
You sung about me in my bathroom.
You made me cry in pure joy for the first time in my life...

There is no sad ending to this. 
I'm so glad we're friends.
And no matter what you think, I will never leave you. ♥

 
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Friend: Do you mind if I borrow a coat? I left mine at home...

Best friend: Oi! Where do you keep your period stuff?
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You know:

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Trash to Cash
60 Minute Makeover
Double Take
Takeover my Makeover

And all those other home makeover programs?

How many people do you think actually like the results away from the camera?

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You tell me to smile when I'm unhappy.
I do the same.

You tell me to stop laughing when my sides are splitting.
I do the same.

You tell you to slow down when I'm hyper for once.
I do the same.

You tell me you hate me when I'm hugging you.
I do the same.

You tell me I'm stupid when I'm top of the class.
I do the same.

 

You tell me to do all the things I can't do, don't want to do and hate to do.

I do the same.

 

 

We need to fix this,
Once and for all.

 
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Here's a challenge:
Try singing the Indianna Jones theme tune.
And then, The Great Escape.
It's hard; they seem so similar!
 
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The Tide is High
 And I'm Rolling In The Deep
 

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Teacher: Who wants to go next?

Oh gosh.
Don't pick me.
Don't pick me.
If I look away she won't notice me.
No, she'll know I'm avoiding eye contact!
Don't pick me...!
Uhh, quick. Pretend you're doing work.
No, she'll pick on me for not listening!
Stare at her intensely.
No, she'll notice me!
Stare at the person next to me...
Then she'll think I don't want to go.
Oh gosh I'm shaking I can feel my heart; I can't sit still.
Please don't pick me, please!
Fiddle with your hair...
No, it looks like you're mocking her.
Stand up and read poetry, yell out Shakespeare, sing crazy rock music!
DON'T PICK ME!

Teacher: *picks another person*

 Thank heavens.



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Me: Thanks! <3
Friend: You're welcome! 3>
Me:
Friend:
Friend: Oops.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: 3====> >D Haha~
Me: I hate you. ¬-¬
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