CupcakeeLuvah

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland...
the sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.
 

imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
no floor, just bed.
you roll too far to one side?
don't worry, bed's still there.
all is bed.

Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.

Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

things i dont get about school
1. i dont get why people talk about others
2. i dont get why the people with nice clothes and hair and phones treat others like crap
3. i dont get why people get judged for how the act or dress
4. i dont get why people get favorited by teachers
5. i dont get why these preppy girl think they can bully other because "they are better than others"

my opinions on this
1. the reason people talk about others is because they are self centered and have nothing better to do than to sit there and run their mouths
2. the reason people treat others like crap is because they think they are better than everone else and are "popular"
3. they get judged because the so called "popular kids" start rumors about what they do or why they dont have nice clothes
4. they are favorited mostly because they play sports
5. they bully people because most of them feel insecure about them selves so they take it out on others to make themselves feel better

Have you ever 
been alone in 
a crowded room?