DANIELOVESCOOKIES

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Joined: December 2, 2011
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Quotes by DANIELOVESCOOKIES

Have you ever noticed you can't spell slaughter without laughter?
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girl-dude you elbowed my boob
me-hahaha and you just boobed my elbow
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funny

me-Hola como estas?
dude at store: -talks in spanish-
me:Dude chill!Dora didn't teach me that xD

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"...IF YOU CAN MAKE A GIRL LAUGH-YOU CAN GET HER TO DO ANYTHING..."

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YOU SHOULD ALWAYS GO TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FUNERALS,OTHERWISE,THEY WON'T COME TO YOURS.

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Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Every girl can be glamorous.All you have to do is stand still and look stupid xD

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You are my SUNSHINE (in even gray days)
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"The  saddest  thing in  life is  wasted talent"--Lorenzo A Bronx Tale 1993

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