DANMOON

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Joined: April 25, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 168907
Gender: M
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Quotes by DANMOON

 



"Page 404 not found."
But I wasn't even looking for page 404...

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"______ is now single."


...oh hell, here comes the depressing statuses.

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FAVOURITE IF YOU'RE A 90's KID
Comment with a 90's TV Show that you loved.


 

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surveys






 
Favourite This If

You've meet someone unforgetable this year.

 
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Last Year
I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive...I woke up in a box.

 
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No one should look for love.
You're setting yourself up for failure, you don't find love. Love finds you.
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whenever people

post statuses about not wanting to go to school

and they have horrible spelling i want to

comment ‘maybe you should attend school….”



 
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BOY: Mummy what's in your stomach?

MUM: Your baby sister.

BOY: Do you love her?

MUM:Yes, very much.

BOY: Then why did you eat her?
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Dear Girls,
  Never, ever settle. You may think you aren’t gorgeous or smart or have too many insecurities to count. But there is going to be someone in the world who truly loves you for you. Don’t ever think that you’ve got to put up with some boy’s rudeness because he’s the first one in a long time to show some interest. You are all beautiful in your own individual way, so never lower your standards.
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Hi, i'm a shower
if you turn me on, i'll make you wet.
 
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