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So today . . .
I was sitting in the living room with my laptop. I grabbed a tissue and started to blow my nose. My mom comes in the room and goes "Are you getting sick?" I say
"I GOT BOOGERS!"

She then walked away laughing , into the office. Three minutes later I hear her on the phone with her friend saying "Guess what?! My daughter just told me she has boogers!"

true story!
oh how i love my mom <3

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on November 06, 2009 18:15:14

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27% emo
9% slutty
30% Jock
18% nerd
15 % Prep

PART ONE:
EMO:
[ ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[ ] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ ] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[ ] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[ ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[ ] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[ ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 9

PART TWO:
SLUTTY/ WHORE:
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ ] have been called a slut
[ ] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[ ] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 3

PART THREE:
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[x] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[ ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team
[x] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[x] Have set a record
[x] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 10

PART FOUR:
NERD:
[x] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[x] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[x] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 6

PART FIVE:
PREP:
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[ ] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[ ] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 5

If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd

made by DCgirlie
on November 06, 2009 15:48:25

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27% emo 
9% slutty 
30% Jock 
18% nerd 
15 % Prep 
 
PART ONE: 
EMO: 
[  ] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[ ] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[x] Like the color black 
[ ] disslike most girly girls 
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[ ] hate popular music 
[x] keep hair in front of your face 
[x] have given people evil stares 
[ ] Hate (a)your parent(s) 
[ ] Life sucks for you 
[x] have been called emo 
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[ ] Complain a lot 
[x] owned a studded belt or want one 
[ ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total: 9 
 
PART TWO: 
SLUTTY/ WHORE: 
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[ ] have been called a slut 
[ ] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[ ] have been called a tease 
[ ] Flirt with every girl or guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[  ] own 5 tube tops 
[ ] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 3 
 
PART THREE: 
JOCK: 
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[x] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[x] Love sports 
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[ ] Don't wear makeup 
[x] Have / had played lacrosse 
[x] Play more than 2 sports 
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[ ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[x] You run/ran track 
[ ] You play/ played football on a team 
[ ] Been called a jock 
[x] Have set a record 
[x] Are friends with your coach 
[ ] Love watching sports 
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total: 10 
 
PART FOUR: 
NERD: 
[x] wear your pants at your waist 
[ ] have/had braces/or getting 
[x] in advanced classes 
[ ] On Math team 
[x] Have all A’s 
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[ ] have been called a nerd 
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[ ] LOVE to learn 
[x] Like your teachers 
[ ] Watch history channel 
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[x] Have been called weird 
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace 
[x] read a book a month 
[ ] You read on your last spring break 
[ ] Have your own website 
[ ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 6 
 
PART FIVE: 
PREP: 
[ ] you own mostly hollister 
[ ] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[ ] charlotte rousse 
[x] wet seal/ delia*s 
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded  
[ ] you like rap/hip hop music 
[x] you like to go to parties 
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[x] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 5 
 
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes 
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd

I'm going to draw a picture,
I'll draw it with a {twist},
I'll draw it with a razor,

I'll draw it on my wrist.
And if I draw it correctly,
a red fountain will appear,
washing [a w a y] my sorrow,
washing away my fear.

i'm not Emo, but
I <3 Emo people.
Don't hate on them.

made by DCgirlie
on November 06, 2009 15:29:45

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So today...
i was reading quotes all over Witty.
i came along a quote that said:
"today we watched a depressing movie in class...Freak the Mighty."
i commented it on it like:
"OMG I WATCHED THAT TODAY TOO!"
i then clicked on the person's username,
only to find it was my best friend who's lap i sat on in class.

my life is awesome. =)

true story. =)

made by DCgirlie
on November 06, 2009 14:48:25

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A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.

As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, " Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."

Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next. "

This continues...

and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.

Anyway, now the girls please. "

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."

Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;

Yes you... "

Most beautiful girl of the class:

"Madam, my name is 'Bubble', and my hobby is to take bath three times a day."

i read it on a website =)

made by DCgirlie
on November 06, 2009 14:37:23

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A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. 
 
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby. 
 
She said, " Let's start with the boys first." 
 
Boys start giving their intro... 
 
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." 
 
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next." 
 
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." 
 
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next. " 
 
This continues... 
 
and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub." 
 
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. 
 
Anyway, now the girls please. " 
 
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds." 
 
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next." 
 
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes." 
 
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl; 
 
Yes you... " 
 
Most beautiful girl of the class: 
 
"Madam, my name is 'Bubble', and my hobby is to take bath three times a day." 
 
 
i read it on a website =)

SOOO.....
Imagine a Chinese dude calls a operator on the phone....

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me.. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for
this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.... ...

i read it on a website. =)

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on November 06, 2009 14:33:19

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SOOO..... 
Imagine a Chinese dude calls a operator on the phone.... 
 
 
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? 
 
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. 
 
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! 
 
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to 
me.. Who is this? 
 
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. 
 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But 
what's this urgent matter 
about? 
 
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan 
was involved in an accident. 
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. 
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. 
 
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the 
hospital, then the accident isn't 
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for 
this! 
 
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? 
 
Operator: I'm Saw Ree .. 
 
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! 
 
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree .. 
 
Caller: Oh .....God.... ... 
 
 
i read it on a website. =)

Mirrors don't talk,
and lucky for you,
they don't laugh
either.

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on November 04, 2009 19:48:45

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<div style="text-align: center; ">Mirrors don't talk, 
and lucky for you, 
they don't laugh 
either.</div>

I didn't trip,
I was just testing gravity!
It still works.....

i read it on a website. =)

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im.crushing.on.you
too bad you'll never see this.

mine. =)

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on October 13, 2009 16:13:23

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They're alot of ways to spell
L-O-V-E.
But I spell it
J-A-C-O-B B-L-A-C-K

~Team Jacob~

all by me, please don't copy without giving me credit. =)
favorite if your Team Jacob like me. <3

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on October 11, 2009 21:10:59

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<div style="text-align: center; "> They're alot of ways to spell 
L-O-V-E. 
But I spell it 
J-A-C-O-B  B-L-A-C-K 
 
 
~Team Jacob~ 
 
 
 
 
all by me, please don't copy without giving me credit. =) 
favorite if your Team Jacob like me. <3 
 
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