DaisyJay

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Joined: May 2, 2013
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user id: 359117
Gender: F

Quotes by DaisyJay

Its weird how my friends voice turns from darth vader to elton john
Person: how do you do the homework?

Me: you have to write the advantages and disadvantages.

Person: okay could you tell me the answers please?


WHAT IS THE POINT OF
ASKING???
Mum: But you gotta go to school Daisy
Me: Ain't no body got time fo dat
if you ever feel upset...













just think of a T-Rex trying to clap.








You have at least once in your life had an argument over whether to scrunch or fold toilet paper
You hate the teacher?
Oh I don't seem to notice that when you're kissing his butt
That awkward moment when you see someone you know in public and then try to act cool as if you actually have a life
If you have not jumped from sofa to sofa pretending that the floor is lava then you have never had a childhood...
Dear karma,


I have a list of people you missed....
The awkward moment, when the class is dead quiet and all you want to do is laugh your frikkin head off