Daisydukezz

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Joined: August 18, 2010
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JustAnotherDumbTeen 1 decade ago
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sorry, i didn't mean to offend you in anyway. i promise! and i don't think that people are the 'lady of the night' because they wear tons of makeup. i'm really sorry that i offended you.
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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago
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then get off of my profile.
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soccerloverx03x 1 decade ago
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http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4873739
? There are many of the same quotes on here.
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yo* 1 decade ago
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i saw your comment on the gay marriage quote.
1) your brother doesnt deserve bullshit like that. your parents should just accept that their son is gay
2)i agree with you 10000000% i respect gay people so much. i mean, how would most people feel if they were made fun of for being straight? gay is another word for happy, so why are people so against letting gays just be who they wanna be? (that applies to both being in love with someone of the same gender, and being happy)
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mattnz 1 decade ago
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how do i talk and type like a girl? and i got rid of it because i don't want people thinking im fake. like i sad before, go harrass someone else
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TBAonmyown 1 decade ago
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gzzz you don't have to b mean about it and go tell that to the hundreds of other people who jock quotes...sorry i just did like one maybe two wow i'm such a jockass sorry...
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mattnz 1 decade ago
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maybe because i had to use tinypic to get the pictures to fit on witty? and im sorry my girlfriend dyes her hair? and so sorry i get something called haircuts every once in a while. the one where my hair is curly is because when my hair gets to long it starts to get curly. the most recent pic was the last one on the bottom. and my actual profile pic and the ones of me and my gf are edited and taken by my sister because shes a PHOTOGRAPHER. go harass someone else now.
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rach64xoxo 1 decade ago
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I don't know, I don't have anything to do with it. It's in Melissa's hands now.
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crazyyx56 1 decade ago
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it is annual . and its not monthly really . each month , one person will be chosen for the final round which will be held in decemeber . with one final winner from them
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lovetolaughx3 1 decade ago
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well i want this to be a big contest with a lot of people. and i already spread the news around a lot, so yeah. sorry :\ that's a good idea for the future tho. thanks. im new here.
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lovetolaughx3 1 decade ago
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i follow you and fave 10 of your quotes.
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andriahung 1 decade ago
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YOU JUST GOT FOLLOWED !
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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um. thanks. i guess? :)
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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okay good, just curious.
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iNCOMPLETE_xx 1 decade ago
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I know she jocked it & took credit for it.
She did that to most of all my quotes, but I couldn't say "jocked", because she blocked me. :P
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gobgoerrsarah 1 decade ago
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oh so if she quit why do you still care
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gobgoerrsarah 1 decade ago
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thats true. people probably only follow her cause she is a joker... cause thats what happened with another person and then she stopped jocking... so she might stopp
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gobgoerrsarah 1 decade ago
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she admitted that she jocks... so why do you still hate her so much
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EmilyCright 1 decade ago
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ohkay, but why does it matter if her picture isnt her?
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xoiluvnickjonasxo 1 decade ago
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no problem i hate fakes
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