When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of
skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake
Placid!
But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me
oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets
on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which
chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint
Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper
towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk,
cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to
regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the
phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and
break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't
smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty
GF HAHAHAHA