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That moment when the bottom of your foot itches and you can't scratch it because it tickles xD 

NEED GIRL ADVICE

Sometimes I dont understand women. I hear girls all the time saying about random guys with their girlfriends, "She's so ugly and he's so hot. Why would he date her?" Did it ever occur to those girls that it's possible for a guy to like a girl on more than just her looks? That maybe that girl has a GREAT personality? That the guys loves her for HER? Like, honestly. It makes me so mad. 

This is Greg... Jay's twin...
just want to say that i'm his better half. 

That moment when your brother tells your mom that your girlfriend broke up with you and your mom goes, "Good, i always hated that sl*t anyway." 

Wow, Mom. 

Just got called a pretty boy...
will the insults never stop? 

i give up on dating. like seriously give the f*ck up. 

some girl just b*tched me out for being a manwhore? are you kidding? im not a manwhore. i just got out of a seventh month relationship where not once did i ever flirt with another girl, kiss another girl, or even go out with another girl without my exgirlfriend being present. i was a good f*cking boyfriend and not a manwhore. if you don't like me, why don't you talk to me like a mature, decent  human being instead of b*tching me out like an idiot. 

I love giving out relationship advice yet i'm single once again. 

If i had a girlfriend, id dedicate this song to her...

THE HEART NEVER LIES BY MCFLY