Phoebe*

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Joined: December 24, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: November 12
user id: 254986
Location: USA
Gender: F

Quotes by Phoebe*



Wow. The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard

I fell off my dinosaur.
 



Just give it some time.

Things will get better, I promise you that.


 
 
Mom: You haven't left the house all week.
Me: So? I have a laptop. That's good enough.
Mom: Just go and get a life!
Me: A life? Cool, where can I download one?
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
I'm gonna go and talk to your sister now.

 




There's two types of people,

those who finish what they start and..

Whenever your upset

just picture Glenn Coco giving you four candy canes.

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home first.
Me: *Throws school bag out the window*
Teacher: Alright, who did that?!
Me: I did, now I'm going home
trololololol, saw this on facebook.

So then he handcuffed me and said,

"Anything you say can and will be held against you."

So I said,

 Channing Tatum

 

 

 




Plot Twist: You like the way things turn out in the end.


 


If I told you I

I want your body now

Would you hold it


against me?


♥♥♥♥

So I'm invisible  now?

Thats cool. I've always wanted to have a superpower.