Mom: You haven't left the
house all week. Me: So? I have a laptop. That's good
enough. Mom: Just go and get a life! Me: A life? Cool, where can I download one? Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: I'm gonna go and talk to your sister
now.
Teacher: Whoever answers my next
question can go home first. Me: *Throws school bag out the window* Teacher: Alright, who did that?! Me: I did, now I'm going
home