Phoebe*

Status:
Joined: December 24, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: November 12
user id: 254986
Location: USA
Gender: F

Quotes by Phoebe*



Wow. The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard

I fell off my dinosaur.
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Just give it some time.

Things will get better, I promise you that.

 
 
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inspirational
Mom: You haven't left the house all week.
Me: So? I have a laptop. That's good enough.
Mom: Just go and get a life!
Me: A life? Cool, where can I download one?
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: I'm gonna go and talk to your sister now.
 
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There's two types of people,

those who finish what they start and..
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Whenever your upset

just picture Glenn Coco giving you four candy canes.♥

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Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home first.
Me: *Throws school bag out the window*
Teacher: Alright, who did that?!
Me: I did, now I'm going home
trololololol, saw this on facebook.
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So then he handcuffed me and said,

"Anything you say can and will be held against you."

So I said,

 Channing Tatum

 

 

 

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Plot Twist: You like the way things turn out in the end.


 
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advice


If I told you I

I want your body now

Would you hold it

against me?


♥♥♥♥

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lyrics

So I'm invisible  now?

Thats cool. I've always wanted to have a superpower.
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break up