DancinChick2878

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Good-Bye Daddy
One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers: "God bless
Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grammy. GOODBY Grampa."
The father thought this strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day,
the Grandfather died.

About a month later the father heard his son saying his prayers again:
"God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. GOODBYE Grammy." The next
day the grandmother died. The father was getting more than a little
worried.

Two weeks later the father again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless
Mommy, GOODBYE Daddy. That was enough to almost give him a
heart attack. He got up real early to avoid the traffic, stayed at work
through lunch and dinner. Finally he went home after midnight relieved
to be still alive. He apologized to his wife for being late, saying he had a
very bad day at work.

"You think you had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped
dead on my doorstep this morning!"
The Things You Should Try on Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
THE THINGS YOU SHOULD TRY ON YOUR *BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND*

1) Hold their hands whenever you possibly can.
2) Put your arms around their waist and whisper
in their ears.
3) Kiss them every chance you get.
4) Hold them close when they're cold.
5) When you are alone hold her close and
kiss her.
6) Kiss her on the tip of her nose (it will give
them the hint that you want to kiss them.)
7) While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head
on your shoulder then lean in and tilt her
chin and kiss her lightly.
8) When they complain that their neck/shoulders/neck
hurts massage it for them.
9) When people diss them stand up for them.
10) Look deep into their eyes and tell them you
love them.
11) Lay down under the stars and put her head
on your chest so she can listen to the
steady beat of your heart and link your fingers
together while you whisper to her as she rests
her eyes and listens to your voice...
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i didnt make this up friendz send them too me



i m me cuz im prolly bored
25 things perfect guys do!

1.The way they always know how to make you smile when you are down

2.How they try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice

3.How they stick up for you, but still respect your independence

4.How they are so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for
you

5.The way their arms fit firmly around you

6.The way they hint that they want to kiss you

7.The way their hands always find yours

8.How cute they are when they really want some thing

9.How they never run out of new games to play

10.How they never run out of good jokes

11.How they never run out of love

12.How they are funny, but know when to be serious

13.How they react when they realize they are being funny when they need to
be serious

14.The way they are patient when you take forever to get ready

15.How they react when you hit them and it actually hurts

16.The way they smile

17.The way they kiss you

18.The way they try to hide that one stuffed animal when you come over

19.The way they act like Mr. Big

20.The way they apologize for acting like Mr. Big

21.The way they ask you for a pen in class and you know they have one

22.How they are blasting the music when they pick up the phone

23.How they turn it off when they notice that you are on the phone

24.How they look at you durring class and make you get butterflies in your
stomach

25.They way they hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift
You Know You're an Idiot When...

* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them
change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put
"Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then
turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

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k

i m me cuz im bored
!!plz!!
~* Things to do at a boring movie*~

1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to
you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma
7. During the previews,yell,"Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious,
say, "Watch out!!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get
popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming
through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you
because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"

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