Daneymcr123
Joined: June 25, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: March 12
user id: 187169
Location: Michigan
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Dislike: cherries, liquid medicine, loud annoying ass ppl in the library (stupid ass c*nts next to me), the huge ass truck fad all the small dicks out there seem to have now, "on fleek eyebrows", long talon nails, the heat, mosquitos (did I spell that right-- I'm pretty bad at spelling and grammer), studing (which I'm avoiding right now), Trump, ppl that hate gays, close-minded ppl, ppl that will cause an up-roar if aliens come to town -- they'll freak the fuck out and destroy everything, ppl that think we're the only ones in the universe (it's f*cking huuuuge - get over yourself), math (so very bad at it, can't even multiply or divide.. yes seriously) etc............ idk.
Sincerely bored,
Me
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Ozzy Osbourne : Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his Tardis but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay and lead the people to victory. I crossed the Bifrost to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet and landed back in my room.
Teacher: But...your only five minutes late... how did you...in only...?
Me: Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.
Let me
tell you something about Mitt
Romney...
We were best friends in middle
school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't
even... whatever.
So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current
president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to
D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd
be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's
needs?
So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool
party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I
think you're a republican."
I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were
going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean
right?
He was a REPUBLICAN!
So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each
other, it was ridiculous.
And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to
him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election,
all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll
down.
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NMQ/NMF
One not does simply
read the top line correctly.
about how amazing my boyfriend is.
♥
......To bad I don't have one.
If you play girls better
than you do sports- get some help on that.
So... you're getting the iPhone5
just for a few more centimeters?
.....I hope your girlfriend
doesn't so the same.
nmq