DaniKarlos

love is like a fart
if you force it
it's probably sh*t

i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence 



nmq 

I hate quotes that say 'fave if you agree' 

Fave if you agree 

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your a*s and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude





nmq