Heidi*

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Joined: May 13, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 299571
Location: Montana
Gender: F

Quotes by Heidi*

half my family is across the country, my brother is in college, my younger sister rather clean her room, my grandma is reading, and not to mention ive lost contact with about all of what i thought were my friends.

so does anyone want to watch Back to the Future with me?
Me: how to - 
Google: how to sing
Me: - not get - 
Google: how to not get tired
Me: - tired while s - 
Google: how to not get tired while swimming
                                                               sprinting
                                                               studying
Me: - standing.


Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.
Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.
So one time I was eating cereal.....
    ^
as usual              
           
biggest mistake of my life: sharing a bathroom with my brother


just kidding
but seriously
I love how you can highlight something, right click, and click google search for...
I'm the only one on Facebook because everyone has iPhones, so they go on Instagram, Vine, Snapchat, and all the other phone apps.
Then I'm on Witty like: "I don't know you people, but I love you!!!"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife than spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
- Lana Turner

Me: I love you, mommy!
Mom: Go find the vacuum and put it away.