DarkSecrets

Have you ever heard of the show Spongebob Squarepants? The one about the joyful, yellow sponge who lives in a fictitious town called Bikini Bottom which is under the sea? Well, I'm just going to assume you have and get on with it. Even if you have seen it, you probably don't know the real story. So, here it is. The real story of Spongebob. Spongebob's mom and dad were actually brother and sister, so when Spongebob was born, he had various diseases such as Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder and Mental Retardation. The Bipolar Disease made him have very aggressive mood swings. All of the kids at school knew about his diseases and made fun of him for it. He never had any friends either, which led to him being depressed. One night, while he was doing homework, he had an angry outburst, which resulted in him killing his older sister. He was tried, but let off on the count of mental illness and issued to an asylum. While he was there, his Schizophrenia started taking over his life. He made-up a town called Bikini Bottom and all of the people in it. Here is a list of Spongebob's made-up characters and what they represent in his real life:

Patrick Star- Was made to represent his longing for a real friend. He was also made because he always wanted a friend was dumber than him to help him feel better about his own Retardation.

Squidward Tentacles- Was made to represent the bullies that made fun of him. The love Songebob has for Squidward represents all of the times he tried to be friends with the bullies, even though they scolded him for it.
Mr. Krabs- Was made to represent all of the times that bullies pretended to be his friend and taking advantage of his stupidity.
Gary- Was made to represent his parents, that had to live and put up with him.
Sandy- Was made to represent his love for the most popular girl in school and his dream that she loved him back.
Plankton- Was made to represent his big sister, who was always nagging and making fun of him. All things that led to her death.
So there you have it. The real story of Spongebob.

I hate you. And You. And you. And you. And you too. Nope, I still hate you. -__-

I'm sorry, Boston.

Get well soon.

*While at my favorite shop*

Me: This is an adorable dress!

Me: 20% off?! Wow!

Me: *checks pricetag* 145 dollars....

Me: "Walks away in shame*

You said you didn't want it,
but you're in a sick and twisted affair.......

I need a witty friend ._.

My life goals:

1. Move out of my mom's house by 21.
2. Get a nice apartment.
3. Go to Design Collage/ Fashion Collage.
4. Graduate and become a Fashion Designer.
5. Make money.
6. Buy 8-18 acres of land.
7. Have a nice house built on that land.
8. Get an Austrailian Shepherd. Name it Sierra.
9. Get a Golden Retriever. Name is Tank.
10. Get a Chocolate Lab. Name it Bandit.
11. Get a Siberian Husky. Name it Rainier.
12. Get married between 20-35.
13. Have 1-2 kids.
14. Spoil them just enough.(;

My Life Goals <3

Graffiti on a bridge:

Some people: "That's vandalisim!"

Other people: "That's art!"

My friends: "Why can't I write bubble letters like that?"

Me: "How the hell did they get up there?"

HOLY H3LL.

AS ANYONE ELSE LOOKED ON THE TOP QUOTES THIS WEEK PAGE?

THE TOP QUOTE IS ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE.

I WANNA SLAP SOMEONE.

WHO THE FRUCK CARES?

GET OVER IT.

IT'S LOVE.

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
 

I don't drink alcohol anymore.
I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics.
I break out in handcuffs.