Dear Hungry stomach,
Please stop growling so loudly every time it goes dead silent in class.
Sincerely, kid getting weird stares ♥
You're not as fun as me.
We really don't care what you think of us. You will be gone in a year.
Please don't freak out if I don't answer my phone the first time. The chances of the battery being dead are much greater than the chance that I've been kidnapped murdered by a serial killer.
Your girlfriend always keeps her mouth wide open for me.
This has gone on long enough. I'm going to cure you someday. Consider this a challenge.
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Good luck doing damage control after your girlfriend opens her fortune cookie to see her fortune ask "Will you Marry Me?".
Please start playing music videos again.
I'm JB. The original. Don't even try.