DearSincerely

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Joined: August 7, 2011
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Dear Hungry stomach,


Please stop growling so loudly every time it goes dead silent in class.


Sincerely, kid getting weird stares




 
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Dear Good idea,


You're not as fun as me.

 



Sincerely, Bad idea



 
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Dear Seniors,


We really don't care what you think of us. You will be gone in a year.



Sincerely, Freshmen




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Dear Mom,


Please don't freak out if I don't answer my phone the first time. The chances of the battery being dead are much greater than the chance that I've been kidnapped murdered by a serial killer.



Sincerely, 35 missed calls




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Dear boyfriend,


Your girlfriend always keeps her mouth wide open for me.

 



Sincerely, mascara




 
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Dear Cancer,


This has gone on long enough. I'm going to cure you someday. Consider this a challenge.

 



Sincerely, a freshman biology major♥





 
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Dear Silence


...

 


Sincerely, Awkward.

 

 
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Dear boyfriend,


Good luck doing damage control after your girlfriend opens her fortune cookie to see her fortune ask "Will you Marry Me?".

 


Sincerely, Tricky Fortune Writer ♥


 
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Dear MTV,


Please start playing music videos again.

 


Sincerely, Jersey Shore needs to go away


 
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Dear Justin Bieber and Jonas Brothers,


I'm JB. The original. Don't even try.

 


Sincerely, James Bond



 
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