So in English class
we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule,
Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen
Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't
accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo
here's my essay:
"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the
rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so
great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is
just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as
they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be
the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is
about. We should totally just stab
Caesar!"