DeeSickass

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Joined: June 12, 2012
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Just me?
     Does anyone else subconciously give letters and numbers a gender?
     Like 3 is such a feminine number while 1 is definitely masculine, AM I RIGHT.
     And then G is a girl of course while O is a boy, you feel me?
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Step 1: Go to GhostSingles.com
Step 2: Fill in the "Search Now!" box.
Step 3: Read some of the bios.
Step 4: Laugh your butt off.
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Looking back at your Witty username and saying to yourself
"What was I thinking?!"
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*Phineas and Ferb (Doofenschmirtz telling a flashback)*
Doofenschmirtz: But then one day there was a new puppeteer in town, his name was Hanz and his hands were huge! We called him Huge Hands Hanz. His puppetry was garbage but unfortunetly it was good enough for my Floreline. I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers and I never did a shadow puppet again.


hahahahahaha.
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hi

RIP to the 12 victims who died in Aurora, Colorado last night, including a 3 month old baby. Keep their families in prayer and let this be an eye opener for you to appreciate what you have because it can all end at any second.

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Girl on Witty: *Makes her OWN meaningful quotes about life and what it means to her, works hours and hours on her OWN quotes and OWN formats to make it all perfect, ends up getting 2 faves. Has had a witty for 3 years and has 4 followers.*
"Guy" on Witty who's most likely a girl using a fake pic: *Uploads a picture of a shirtless guy with abs and nice hair, claims "he's" 16 years old, picks a cute name like Jake, Josh, Dylan, Cole, Jared, Kyle, etc. and steals someone else's format, makes a quote saying "You're beautiful" and gets 2000 faves. Has had a witty for 3 days and has 400 followers.*

. . . Really Witty? And no, I'm not hating. Hate on me all you want, I can really care less what you say about me. I'm just stating the facts. I'm not saying ALL guys on witty are fake, but from what I actually have PROOF of, some girls have actually created fake profiles of guys and have stolen pictures from guys. What has happened to Witty? I even saw this girl commenting on this "guy's" witty saying their number and "text me" without even knowing "him." Jesus. Girls, you don't need a guy to make a quote saying "you're beautiful" to know it. You should already know it. This also implies if it's a real guy making the quote. The fake guy profiles have always been around, but more recently has it been going on way too often. JUST STOP. Seriously. Where has all the originality gone to?
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Ten years from now,
  what people thought of you in high school won't matter

a t    a l l   .

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*When my parents are asleep*

Me- "Shhh! They're sleeping!"

 

*When I'm asleep*

Parents- "Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."


 

nmq

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I don't have a dirty mind.
I have a sexy imagination.

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