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My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm
15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the
bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I
didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to
take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would
clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then
went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says
"what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER
embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on
his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of
his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his
carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow,
but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just
read.