DeliriousMistakes

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Quotes by DeliriousMistakes

If you didn't know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the wierdest stuff

like one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans  do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

dont you DARE raise that specific finger at me

 
any other finger is ok just not that one
Dear sleep,
I'm sorry i hated you when i was little, but now i cant get enough of you!
sincerely,
me.
You wanna know something? No where does it specify that humpty dumpty was an egg...
EVERY MORNING

Me: I really can't stay.
Bed: But baby, it's cold outside
"Like a cheese stick"
"No dad, it's g6!"
it may look like i'm having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time i'm just thinking about what food i'm going to eat later
I saw this on tumblr and i just..

When a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap your hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly even deported from the country.
As a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me" and we would both laugh right before i killed them