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GAME OF INTELLIGENCE ;

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked,
"What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked,
"What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Hey, I'm depression medication.
you might have suicidal thoughts, vomiting, intence cramps, and maybe even cancer...BUT,
I assure you, I will help your depression.

You know what's sad? Loving someone wholeheartedly and not even crossing their mind.
All you feel is your heart breaking. Your your hands shaking. Your belief weakening. Your smile fading. Your world falling.

You know what hurts? Seeing him love her the way you want him to love you.
All you hear is your heartbreaking. Your teeth clinching. Your tears hitting the floor. Your tissue box falling.

You know what's stupid? Seeing girls like this.
All I know is that you don't deserve this. He's one boy. One stupid boy.

I love how people complain about certain quotes being on Top Quotes and then comment on them.

If you haven't noticed, commenting on them does the same thing as if you faved it.
Just saying.