DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder

Status: you ask me how to carry on
Joined: January 15, 2012
Last Seen: 7 months
Birthday: September 19
user id: 264196
Location: In your closet, go look.
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Hola, me llamo Samantha.

I'm pretty awkward and weird, not going to lie.

I take Spanish if you couldn't tell ;D


Instagrams:


personal:

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hipster:
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beachy that I co-own:
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(two underscores)


love music & play soccer



actually take my grades
and school career seriously,


if you want to talk to me leave me a comment

 
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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder's Favorite Quotes

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me: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
me: wow you're right, this class shares such a  dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.


 

today is the two-year anniversary of the second massive earthquake to hit my city.

6.3 magnitude and 185 casualties.
rest easy, you guys. rest easy.


 


so if my life was a book, these would be the names of some of the chapters:

That Time I Was  An Idiot
In Which Lizzy Is An Emotionally Compromised Mess
Help! Feelings!
Adventures In Social Awkwardness
Everyone Thinks I'm Happy But I'm Suicidal
No, Really, I'm Sad
Flirting, AKA That Time I Forgot How To Speak
How Do You Boyfriend??
I Want To Throw Myself Off A Cliff

 


& i wish you were laying next to me, not the pillows.



 
If you were happy with the wrong person
Imagine how happy you will be with the right person
People treat people like books. 

If the cover isn't interesting they won't even bother to read what's inside.

Plot Twist: The D wants you.




 


Parents: Why don't you have some friends over?
Me: What friends?




 

so today I found out that if you create a religion and at least ten people follow it, it becomes an actual legitimate religion.

i told my little sister about it and she says she wants to make a religion where you worship flying pigs.

can ten of you join the Religion of the Flying Pigs and make it happen?