Derp123

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Joined: February 23, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 351153
Gender: F
Sooo.... My name is May Horan, I have recently joined Witty, My husbands name is Niall Horan, My favourite colours blue, i have blonde dip dyed hair, I am sorry for any spelling mistakes, feel free to tut at my grammar, i like narwhales, unicorns, and pegasus`s (unicorns with wings), i love rock music, black eye make-up, And I LOVE FOOD! XD 

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I Love Food.
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Pegasus`s are better than unicorns, its like

asking do you want a horse with a horn, or a

FLYING horse with a horn.

YOU WANT A FLYING HORSE WITH A HORN! - C.D quote
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2 single ladies in my area you say? Yesterday it was 4    D:
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School Days: Honey get up for schoooll.

Me: *Sleeping*

Honey now i wont ask again get up for school

Me: *Sleeping*

GET UP FOR SCHOOL OR YOU`RE GOING TO BE LATE!

Me: *getting up as fast as i can*



Weekends: Morning honey what time did you get up at?

Me: 6:30 .a.m. 




XD
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Don`t come onto Witty if you`re just going to comment bad things on people quotes. Witty is a place to run a away to from all bad things, not to run into bad things <3
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.R.I.P. Nanna 


You`re probally cleaning heaven if i know you :) xxx
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That awkwartd moment

when you make a joke that

your dad would make and

everyone`s just like, No -.-
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Dont express yourself in a bad way on you or others. Express yourself on Witty! :DDD
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The people who hate are usually the people who are hated. So dont listen to them because they`re just listening to their haters.
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Hipsters are usually posers........ derp! :P
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