10 Things That Never Happen In Real Life
1.
I I've never
had someone standing behind me when I close the bathroom mirror
cabinet
2. I have never walked into a bar filled with
black people and had the record scratch while everyone stares at me
in stunned silence
3. Studying for tests does not go into
montage mode
4. When you hit someone in the head, they are
automatically knocked unconscious - the only repercussion is a
small headache when they wake up ate convenient time later
5. I never turn on the news and see that
what's on is immediately relevant to my situation
6. I've never had a dial tone when the
other person hangs up
7. I don't disappear behind buses that
drive by
8. A group of attackers confront you -
instead of all attacking at once and overwhelming you, the
each run up one-by-one and are easily defeated
9. I have never made a mad dash to the
airport to stop a loved one from leaving when a simple phone call
advising them of my ill-timed change of heat would have
sufficed
10. I have never been
chased by 25 men, firing automatic weapons and escaped with only a
grazed bullet to the leg
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