dreamer*

Status: I'm on tumblr 24/7 yo
Joined: August 20, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: January 17
user id: 326175
Location: 4th Ward
Gender: F
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Aloha
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"Life is short,don't waste time worrying about what people think of you.Hold on to the ones that care,in the end they will be the only ones there"
                                                         Ask.fm  
                                                    
 

Quotes by dreamer*

Me:Remembers lyrics to 17 different songs in 2 days.
Me:Forgets what I had for dinner yesterday.
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me: I should go shower now.
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me:Wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.
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How to get ready for school:Cry
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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.

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Mum:Can you-
Me:*groans for 17 hours*
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me looking at a picture someone took of me:delete it.
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It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
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parents:I'm in a bad mood I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too
parents:and then yell at them for being in a bad mood.
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mom:do you have a boyfriend?
me:yes.
mom:does he exist?
me:yes.
mom:does he know you exist?
me:not yet.
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Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am?
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