dreamer*

Status: I'm on tumblr 24/7 yo
Joined: August 20, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: January 17
user id: 326175
Location: 4th Ward
Gender: F
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Aloha
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"Life is short,don't waste time worrying about what people think of you.Hold on to the ones that care,in the end they will be the only ones there"
                                                         Ask.fm  
                                                    
 

Quotes by dreamer*

me:meet my boyfriend.
parents:why are you showing us your computer?
me:*names child butter*
me:*accidently brings home wrong child*
me:i can't believe it's not butter.




 
Going On Vacation



for one week and packing like you are going away for a month


 
Not mine quote
That awkward moment,
when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.

Tell him you like his shirt,                                                                              and see how often he wears it.
    

 

 Not mine quote

Stranger:Do you like to sing?
Singer:No,I hate it,that's why I do it. :P
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?



I was on the street.One guy waved to

me,and he came up to me and said, ''I'm

sorry,I thought you were someone

else.''And I said,''I am''

 

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