1) Follow complete strangers around for 10
minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we
have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive.
Code 163!"
2) When you get onto
the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5
seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are
crazy.
3)Run up the
"down" escalators, shrieking
hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall
silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are
crazy.
4) Approach a
stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula
and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on
it." Abruptly turn around and walk
away.
5) Walk up and down
the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the
vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a
shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to
the produce, "We'll continue this
later."
6) Follow
strangers around the department store and spray
everything they touch with disinfectant.
7) Follow strangers
around the department store and laugh
hysterically every time they touch
anything.
8) When there are
about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down singing
"Sweet Alabama".
9) When you get onto
the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and
inform them that they have very nice
ears.
10) Stare at other people on the
escalator and laugh hysterically.
If you get in
trouble, tell people you are doing an experiment on human
reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger
words you use, the least likely people will be to question you
further.