An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in
between her legs.
She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair.
Her mum calmly said "That part where the hair has grown is
called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown
Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "My monkey
has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said "That's nothing! mine is
already eating bananas."
Her mum fainted.