The Doctor: So
your aunt. Where's she? Amelia: She's out. The Doctor: And she left you all alone? Amelia: I'm not scared. The Doctor: 'Course you're not!
You're not afraid of anything. Box falls out of the sky, man
falls out of the box, man eats fish custard. And look at you,
just sitting there. So you know what I think. Amelia: What? The Doctor: Must be a hell of a scary crack in
your wall.
DOCTOR ♡ WHO
The Doctor: You
know when grown-ups tell you everything's gonna be fine and
you think they're probably lying to make you feel better. Amelia: Yes. The Doctor: Everything's going to be
fine.
The Doctor: She's a woman.
And she's the TARDIS. Amy: Did you wish really hard? The Doctor: Shut up! Not like that. Idris: Hello, I'm Sexy. The Doctor: Oh! Still shut up.
The Doctor: Yes. Yes, I have
actually rebuilt a TARDIS before, you know. I know what I'm
doing. Idris: You're like a nine-year-old trying to
rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom. And you never read the
instructions. The Doctor: I
always read the instructions. Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You
have been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it
say? The Doctor:
That's not instructions! Idris: There's an instruction at the bottom.
What does it say? The
Doctor: "Pull to open." Idris: Yes, and what do you do? The
Doctor: I push! Idris: Every single time. Seven hundred
years. Police box doors open out the way. The
Doctor: I think I have earned the
right to open my front doors anyway I want. Idris: Your front doors? Have you any idea how
childish that sounds? The Doctor: Oh.
You are not my mother! Idris: And you are not my
child.
The Doctor: Sorry.
Do you have a name? Idris: Seven hundred years, finally he asks. The Doctor: And what do I call you? Idris: I think you call me... Sexy. The Doctor: Only when we're alone. Idris: We are alone. The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.
The
Doctor: You're lying. Amy: I'm not lying. The Doctor: Swear to me. Swear to me on
something that matters. Amy: Fish fingers and custard. The Doctor: My life your hands, Amelia
Pond.
Amy:
I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box. The Doctor: Amelia Pond, there's something
you'd better understand about me because it's important,
And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man
with a box.
The
Doctor: Doctor Song, you've got that face on
again. River: What face? The
Doctor: The "He's hot when he's
clever" face. River: This is my normal face. The
Doctor: Yes it is. River: Oh, shut up. The
Doctor: Not a chance.
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