DrCuddles

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Quotes by DrCuddles

Dumbledore: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Hermione: Sup.

Ron: Who this be?
Harry: No, sorry, she's dead, this is her son...

nmq

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A BIG THANKS FOR STEVE
For listening to us and making Witty

PINK!

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Your fat. 

 

...It runs in my family.

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...No...No one runs in your family.


 



 
 

 

*(O_O)* -Thats you. Fatty. 

 


 

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Screw the Rugby World Cup;
Im gonna go watch a Quidditch game instead.

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I have always wondered how many people are there
exactly 
On witty.
please fave this so the question we all want to know is answered.
♥ 

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Woah, slow down their, buddy!
Do you know how fast you were scrolling?
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The Cullens are not Vampires.
They are simply cannibals who haven't had much sun
covered themselves in glitter
and have had serious plastic surgery to look like they are homeless, drunk people.
Nice try... 

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Favourite this if:

*You have ridden a unicorn
*You have seen turtles playing Twister
*A llama has bursted out of cheesecake on your birthday
*Eaten a cupcake the flavour of German Chicken
*Tripped over a homeless, drunk walrus and brought him into your home, where he stole your soap 

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