DrakeZebras

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Joined: February 25, 2012
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Quotes by DrakeZebras



I remember when
my
bestfriend was shy and quiet,

I created a
monster.
nmf
nmf
 



Person: Does this make me look fat?
Me: No your fat makes you look fat.


 

Go everywhere naked, that way people know you're not wearing a wire so they really feel at ease with you. 

Women may not hit harder,
but they hit lower.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it's still on the list.

Getting offended
when the person next to you fixes their privacy folder.

That awkward moment ...
when you want to be One Direction's microphone.