I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. nmf nmf
Person: Does this make me look fat? Me: No your fat makes you look fat.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Getting offended when the person next to you fixes their privacy folder.
That awkward moment ... when you want to be One Direction's microphone.