DrakeandJosh

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Joined: May 25, 2012
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HUG ME BROTHA!

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I woke up to this, thank you so much for the love and support! <3

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Drake and Josh #10
 

Police Officer: Sir, you can't park here!

Crazy Steve: PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT!

 

 

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Drake and Josh #9
 

Mrs. Parker: Aww Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo!

Drake: This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo.


 

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Drake and josh #8
 

                                                    Drake: All right, where is he?

                                              Megan: I think he's dangling in the gutter.

                                                      Drake: Not Josh, the baby!

                          Megan: [innocently] What makes you think that I would have the baby?

                                        Drake: Because you're a divious, twisted little girl.

                                             Megan: [giggles] Why thank you, Drake!

 

 

 

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Drake and Josh #7

 

   Drake: Are you calling me a liar?!

 Josh : I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER!!

 



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Drake and Josh #6

Josh: I hope you go bald.
 

   Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah. 

 Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

 



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Drake and Josh #5

 

      DrakeGood luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean, girls are just like guys without... Just do good.

 


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Drake and Josh #4
 

                                               DrakeYou're gonna be my step-father?

                                                                      Walter: Yep.

                           Drake: [points to Josh] And YOU!! You're gonna be...? He's gonna be my...?

                                                      Josh: [Hugs Drake] Hug me, brotha!

                                                           DrakeAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

 


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Drake and Josh #3


Josh: You give me headaches! Headaches!



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Drake and Josh #2
 

Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!

 

                                                    Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
 

Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
 



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Drake and Josh #1

Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage.

Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!

Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?

Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!


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