Drake and Josh #10
Police Officer: Sir, you can't park here! Crazy Steve: PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT!
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Drake and Josh #9
Mrs. Parker: Aww Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo! Drake: This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo.
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Drake and Josh #7
Drake: Are you calling me a liar?! Josh : I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER!!
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Drake and Josh #6 Josh: I hope you go bald.
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah. Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
Drake and Josh #5
Drake: Good luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean, girls are just like guys without... Just do good.
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Drake and Josh #3 Josh: You give me headaches! Headaches! ♥ Quote formatting by DreakandJosh
Drake and Josh #2
Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
Drake and Josh #1 Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage. Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me! Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird? Drake: Aw, Tweeter died! ♥ Quote formatting by DreakandJosh