DramaForLife

I always spell her name wrong and I actually hate myself for it

it's okay, hehe

omg are you ocean from SSG?! *gasp* :3
omg hi I thought I recognized you! you're SO funny omg

yeah, omg this is weird I always thought my identity was gonna stay a secret wow hahaha ;D

http://llamafont.com/llamafied/1auu

Thanks! hahaha :)

No problem :D

Do you have a youtube channel?

...oh my god I just got recognized here

You did XD. You're so funny. I love your videos on SSG.

Well thanks, hahahahaha :)

No problem :D

You're actually cute haha.

thanks gurrrl

Continuing from the stardoll quote, and also apologizing for my social awkwardness in advance, how are you?

hahaha its okayy! i'm great :)

Hi :-) follow back

omg you are so pretty C:
I love your quotes too!! And I love nutella too ^-^

ahaha thank you so much! (: i didnt see your comment so it took me a while to reply back

Hi,I am your biggest fan.I love all of your quotes!

omggg i am your biggest fan too!

Thanks,But how?You don't follow me so how would you see my quotes?I only get top quotes sometimes..

I was talking to random people on the chat the other day, sorryyyy! But I will still follow you :)

oh lol that makes sense then and thanks!

Haii <3
Ohmygosh guys, you are all so amazing! Thank you for the support with UMP, I really appreciate it (:
Chapter one is up & I hope you like it (:
Today, thankfully, the weather decided to be nice! It is hot, Woo hoo! I still think the sky's bi-polar -.-
*for all of you who don't know, I only notify if you comment on the chapter before the one you want to be reminded for, if you're confused, just ask!

Hello ;(
Did you just see that winky sad face, yeeep, that's the right there!
So, most people know how OBSESSED I am with cats, well today, I got a dog! It's weird because my whole family are all scared of dogs, so we go and get a German Shepard. It's 9 weeks old and is the cutest thing ever ^.^
I decided to let the puppy rest and come and upload! WOO HOO!
So, chapter 21 is up, while you're reading it, I suggest you listen to Delta Goodroms song, 'wish you were here' it helped me write the chapter (:
BYYEEE

Hey, sorry for the spam, but could you please follow this user and read her story?
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/CatsAreFab/
Thanks <3

~~Broken

Heyheyhey! c:
Chapter 19 is up, go check it out and tell me what you think. Hopefully you all like it and how the chapter ended. *hint-hint*
Soooo, I was in the car with my granddad and he was listening to Greek rap. I was like WOOOHHOOOOO GO GRANDDAD!
Yeeep, shoutout to all the granddads out there! [:
& I made cupcakes... let's just say I can't be a chef... ever.

Hello gorgeous, how are you on this fine day?
JOKES, it's raining. WHY THE F/CK IS IT RAINING IN NOVEMBER?
The day I decide to go for a run, it starts to rain and I'm just like 'RUN FASTER, MARIA'. I didn't get wet, thankfully.
Oh... the dirtiness in that sentence ;)
Chapter 18 is up & I really hope you like it, you can go and see if I killed Jesse or not. Hah! You already know the answer to that...
Sooo... I think I like a b o y & I'm just like.... D: I need someones like opinion, so pretty please with a cherry on the top comment on my profile & comment what you think of the chapter, if you think it's crappy, say so!
Xx Maria :*

I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!

Hello you amazing human specimen.
I feel like horrible cause I like never upload anymore :( I'll upload after I remind everybody, if I can. School has been keeping me very busy and soon I won't be able to upload at all until my exams are over.
Eh... this notification-reminder thingy is so BORING. I think I'll just leave y'all to get on with your life.
I decided that I eat my problems, even though I have like no problems... I'm going to start my diet for the like 100th time on Monday ;)
Xx Mariiaa

Hello you sexy beast,
today is a VERY special day, well to me at least. Today is this accounts first birthday... my baby is growing up :'o
I've been writing stories on this account for a whole year and I just want to say thank you, to all of you. Even if you've just started reading my stories. It means so much to me, you guys don't understand! I love you all <3
So, today, I guess I had a good day, better then yesterday. I had really bad day yesterday... :( && so I didn't upload. Bad excuse, I know.
New chapters up, if you haven't picked that up :D
My back like really hurts... I think it's because of the wild I had last night with Carlos Pena jr. {{Google him if you don't know him}}
BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG. BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON.
Yeepp.. excuse me... I get a bit excited... *.*