DreamLikeReality

Status: Hello, doll:*
Joined: October 23, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 373711
Gender: F

Quotes by DreamLikeReality

-True story-

*texting*

Me: It was a fat joke.

Him: Nooo, babe it wasn't! I swear! I'll make it up to you! How about I give you our first. kiss on Monday? :)

Me: You aren't supposed to tell me that! You are just supposed to do it! I don't wanna know!

Him: punch in the face* I meant, punch in the face not our first kiss...pshh...stupid autocorrect
This is how smart I am:


*
eating inferno doritos*


Aye, my eyes hurt...maybe I should take my contacts out.

B
ut I just ate inferno doritos...


*Wipes hands on pants*


That should be good enough...

*
takes contacts out*

*
burning sensation takes over eyes and soon face*


No, no, no. Not good enoug. Definitely not good enough!
Confession#1:
I broke up with my last boyfriend because i didn't like him anymore but i told him it was because exams were coming up.
Why don't we talk any more?

































What happened?

I am supposed to be studying for exams...
I wish I could trust you like I used to...
Why does everyone else have to be so perfect...
She is so pretty and smart and popular and athletic and gorgeous and friendly and caring and sweet and stunning, she is everything I'm not.
Why would you want me when you could have her?
ME: I was going to talk to you today but you ran away because you hate me. HIM: Noo! I don't hate you! I love you!! ME: No you don't; prove it. HIM: Okay, I am going to shout it to the world. Ready? ME: ... HIM: *whispers in my ear* I love you Me: That's not the whole world, silly! HIM: You are my world
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