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Name: SAM | age : 15 | country: ENGLAND |
status: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life |
About me:
Hi :) I’m Sam.
I’m a 16-year-old girl who could probably read before she could walk.
Here is some arbitrary and completely useless information about me:
I get emotionally attached to random inanimate objects, like coffee mugs.
I love gutsy funny people like Tom Lehrer, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and Lenny
Bruce.
I suffer from Katsaridaphobia, which is just a fancy way of saying that I have a complete
meltdown whenever a cockroach is near.
What’s that you’re saying? “They’re harmless”? Pfft. That’s what they WANT you to
think.
I’m a lifelong bibliophile, cinephile, and shameless geek.
I don’t believe in censorship.
Space exploration has been a great passion of mine ever since I was little. Looking beyond the
confines of our tiny planet to understand distant planets, stars, galaxies, and the universe as a
whole is so vastly complex and breathtakingly beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t mind becoming an
astronaut—mainstream, I know.
I am completely and utterly fanatic over K-pop. More spastically a boy band that goes by the
name of EXO. I have a weird fetish over Korea
n guys okay?.....
I’m currently studying for a Bachelors in Creative Writing, even though my true dream is to
be obscenely rich and famous.
I think I’m getting there.
Don’t take me too seriously.
I don’t.
Friends
YOU
My love
WU YIFAN
Bye xox