*sammi*

Status: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
Joined: December 24, 2013
Last Seen: 1 year
Birthday: December 6
user id: 376679
Location: London
Gender: F











 

Welcome
Name:  SAM | age : 15 | country: ENGLAND |

status: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life |


About me:

Hi :) I’m Sam.

I’m a 16-year-old girl who could probably read before she could walk.

Here is some arbitrary and completely useless information about me:

I get emotionally attached to random inanimate objects, like coffee mugs.

I love gutsy funny people like Tom Lehrer, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and Lenny

Bruce.

I suffer from Katsaridaphobia, which is just a fancy way of saying that I have a complete

meltdown whenever a cockroach is near.

What’s that you’re saying? “They’re harmless”? Pfft. That’s what they WANT you to

think.

I’m a lifelong bibliophile, cinephile, and shameless geek.

I don’t believe in censorship.

Space exploration has been a great passion of mine ever since I was little. Looking beyond the

confines of our tiny planet to understand distant planets, stars, galaxies, and the universe as a

whole is so vastly complex and breathtakingly beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t mind becoming an

astronaut—mainstream, I know.

I am completely and utterly fanatic over K-pop. More spastically a boy band that goes by the

name of EXO. I have a weird fetish over Korea

n guys okay?.....

I’m currently studying for a Bachelors in Creative Writing, even though my true dream is to

be obscenely rich and famous.

I think I’m getting there.

Don’t take me too seriously.

I don’t.




Friends

YOU

My love

 WU YIFAN

Bye xox

 


































 







check out my blog sometime :)

http://impolse.wordpress.com/ .

 










 

 

 

Comments by *sammi*

*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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Literally just got back from the pet shop. -It's stinks like absolute sh*t like I wouldn't be surprised if they hide dead bodys in there but what I'm more concerned about is my clothes which now also stink. The struggles- and I brought two buddies and they're the most precious little things omfg!!
So yeah that was my day. It's about as interesting as it gets if I'm honest haha :P
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Zainstein
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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whats up, dawg? :)
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charlotte * 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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not much really!! you?
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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Literally just got back from the pet shop. -It's stinks like absolute sh*t like I wouldn't be surprised if they hide dead bodys in there but what I'm more concerned about is my clothes which now also stink. The struggles- and I brought two buddies and they're the most precious little things omfg!!
So yeah that was my day. It's about as interesting as it gets if I'm honest haha :P
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Zainstein
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*sammi* 5 years ago to fruit
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Omfg this account is so cute!!
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*sammi* 5 years ago to AzuDiamandis
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omg have you seen war of hormones yet? its the bomb I swear
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Steve
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thank you! I appreciate the help :)
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Steve
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thank you! I appreciate the help :)
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Steve
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I think it would be more better to have like a range of background options, more fonts, sizes and effect on the "add a quote section" where we create the quotes and communize them. I mean wouldn't it be easier to just make it yourself instead of going through quotes until you find a font you like, and then copying and pasting it. im sorry I've never been that great at explaining but I hope you're picking up what im putting down :)
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EmptyAshtray 5 years ago to Steve
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Steve
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thank you! I appreciate the help :)
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Steve
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thank you! I appreciate the help :)
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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Thank you!
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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awh thank you so much! ^^
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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that is such a lie! you could have gotten me a cheeseburger and I'd be happy :P but thanks a lot, angle Gabrielle ♥
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JustGabe 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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cheeseburgers huh? I'll remember that for next year :)
you're welcome
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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and honest to god you are such a pervert. Get your head out the gutter -_-
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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you're compliments warm my heart riss XD thank you im looking forward for tomorrow. There are like 12 others that are going to come too. Its no party though. more like a...gathering :P
Seriously? why are you spending so much money on me you idiot? Jesus Christ you spend money like its going out of style
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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and honest to god you are such a pervert. Get your head out the gutter -_-
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*sammi* 5 years ago to JustGabe
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GABE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUDGE DON'T YOU COME ONLINE ANYMORE LYK ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW ANSWER ME BUDDY!!!!!!!!
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*sammi* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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I like you. I don't know who you are but I like you and your exceptional taste.
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jojo* 5 years ago to Dreamhype
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Why thank you my fellow Exo-L!
I like you too!
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*sammi* 5 years ago to nousername
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Yeah okay whatever. I'm curious though. Be prepared for a sh.t load of questions and you better answer all of them or I'll kill you myself. Get better okay? You big baby.
Ohhh I can't wait to meet your infamous gran. I swear to God all you do is talk about her. Grannys boy o3o
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JustGabe 5 years ago to nousername
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Okay mum. I understand.
You wish you had my gran
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*sammi* 5 years ago to nousername
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It's kind of all over Facebook. People talk a lot about you for some reason.
Don't make a big deal out of it? You idiot is something wrong with your head? Has it effected your brain too?
You don't know how lucky you are to be alive right now. That could've led to something even greater like cancer. You could've died!! How are you not scared right now? Do you think it's a joke? Adam has ever right to be worried you complete noob!
I'm going Lester next week to see my cousins. They live pretty close to you. Is it okay if I come round? My dad can drop me off
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JustGabe 5 years ago to nousername
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I'm not surprise
Wow you're so sensitive. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe I am scared? I'm terrified. But what's the point of constantly worrying about it when I'm okay now. I don't like thinking about it. Man I'm just grateful to be alive.
And can we not talk about this here? I feel uncomfortable. Just e-mail me or something. Until I get my phone fixed.
Why not? Come over. Gran wants to see you
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*sammi* 5 years ago to nousername
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Yeah okay whatever. I'm curious though. Be prepared for a sh.t load of questions and you better answer all of them or I'll kill you myself. Get better okay? You big baby.
Ohhh I can't wait to meet your infamous gran. I swear to God all you do is talk about her. Grannys boy o3o
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JustGabe 5 years ago to nousername
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Okay mum. I understand.
You wish you had my gran
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*sammi* 5 years ago to RadioCatastrophe
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Haha yeah I understood that part.
Just a heads up, if you get a message from this person called Sam with like an awesome profile picture of a korean dude on kik then it's probably me
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RadioCatastrophe 5 years ago to RadioCatastrophe
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Ha alright cool.
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*sammi* 5 years ago to RadioCatastrophe
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Aha I sound like such a stalker. Feel free to tell me to f off :p
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RadioCatastrophe 5 years ago to RadioCatastrophe
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No, I mean my kik username is the same as my WItty one.
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*sammi* 5 years ago to RadioCatastrophe
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Haha yeah I understood that part.
Just a heads up, if you get a message from this person called Sam with like an awesome profile picture of a korean dude on kik then it's probably me
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RadioCatastrophe 5 years ago to RadioCatastrophe
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Ha alright cool.
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